What is there to say, really? I'm a Realtor® who loves Realty® and all my friends say I'm a Renaissance man. You know the Renaissance, right, when they did all of that painting and sculpting and stuff like that? I personally don't feel the architecture they had back then was so darn great; the houses that I sell today are much better! Hopefully you may consider buying one, but hey, no pressure. We're friends right? I'm a darn friendly guy; let me call ya up one night while you're having dinner and I'll prove it! A darn friendly guy and a Renaissance man. And a darn fine Realtor®. So there's never any pressure when you deal with John J. Jackomon. Free and easy, that's me. In fact, my friends call me "Free And Easy Jackomon," or when they've had a few, "Johnny Easy." Oh yes, and "Renaissance Realtor®"
What else about me? Well, I love Realty® and Realtors®, that's for darn sure. Great folks all of 'em. There are so many these days and they're all great. I love those guys and gals, just a darn fine group of Realtors®, every last one. How can you not love a group that contains so many fine people, especially when they're all Realtors®? Great people, some of whom just quit their regular jobs yesterday in search of the big bucks and excitement that only comes from being a Realtor®!
Take this gal who just joined the office last week, Mary something or other, can't remember for sure but a darn fine gal. She used to be a musician, plays an ocarina which is some sorta flute which looks like an oddly formed potato. And she used to write poetry too. Has a PHD in literature or music or some such thing. Gave all that artsy stuff up to become a Realtor®. You know why? Well, I'll tell ya. Because that artsy stuff, ocarina playing and poetry writing, that's all the sort of stuff they did during the Renaissance and look how darned unsuccessful at selling homes they were! Couldn't build a house worth a darn that anyone would want to buy because they were too busy concerning themselves with playing ocarinas and writing sappy poems! And if I do say so myself they smelled awful because they didn't bathe regularly; how the heck can you expect to sell houses if your body odor offends potential clients? I may be a Renaissance® man but I'm sure as shootin' glad that I wasn't around back then. I think my friends call me that because if I had been, the Renaissance would have been a financially successful period in which the price of homes would have skyrocketed, there'd have been hefty percentages for all and every Realtor® would have had many listings and sold a lot more homes because John J. Jackomon would have been around to ride herd on 'em!
You folks probably want to know what my middle initial stands for. The answer is "Josiah." He was a famous Jewish fella who invented The Bible, or the Old Testament or some such thing. Not sure if he was a Realtor® or not; I'll have to look into it. I'm not even sure why my parents gave me that middle name since we're Episcopalian not Jewish (I was actually thinking of having my middle name legally changed to "MLS"; now there's a great middle name for a Realtor®)! This Josiah was probably a nice fella but you have my guarantee he would have been a much more successful Realtor® if he hadn't spent so much time working on The Bible, though I hear the sales commissions for that are OK. Not as much commission as nice four bedroom, two and a half bath colonial on a cul-de-sac with EIK and easy access to shopping, I'll tell ya that much!
I do have a family, just in case you think I've forgotten them. A wife and two great kids. Their names are escaping me at the moment; guess its because I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet today! But what the heck, they know I love 'em and they're all darn fine Realtors®!
Folks, I want to thank all of you for reading my "web page," and I hope you'll consider Beaudinkus Realty® (formerly Arnold Beaudinkus Realtors Of Distinction®) and me, "Renaissance® Realtor®" John J. Jackomon for all your Realty® and Realtor® needs. But wait; I haven't shown you any of my listings! And after all, the most important thing for Realty® and Realtors® is to get and show listings and since the web was created for shameless self promotion let's go to it!
So here it is, my listing of the week. If you're interested I hope you'll give me a call:
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